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Everyone's Dead (A Comedy Album)

by Gab Bonesso

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"There are so many people I need to thank for the making of this album. I want to start with Jeff Betten from Misra Records for taking a chance on an alternative, female comedian. I have adored working with you Jeff and I hope to continue to do so for many years. I want to thank the Arcade Comedy Theater specifically Kristy & Jethro Nolen and Abby Fudor & Michael Rubino for letting me take over their space for an entire weekend to record. I want to thank Rick Sebak for appearing on the album and being a supportive figure in the Pgh scene. I want to thank Aaron Tarnow, Adam Levine and Jay Vega for the recording, editing, mastering and doing all of the technical parts of the album. I want to thank Dan Buczynski for photographing all of my press shots and designing the album cover. I want to thank the students of PTI for all of their hard work filming the video footage. On a personal/creative note, I need to thank some folks too. Starting with my entire neighborhood: THE DEAD END CREW. I was certainly raised by a village and you guys are my village. To the Markle family, Egan Family, Caughie Family, Kleissas Family and Helfrich Family — I love you like real family. To my actual family… My sister Rose and my (almost) brother John Davis… You two have become my rock since Mom’s passing. I can never thank you enough for how good it feels to know I always have you two rooting for me. I love you both so much. To my brother Nick who some would say is my 'Lord Mandrake'… Thank you for teaching me comedy at such an early age, for giving me your Woody Allen t-shirt and Yankee hat and for being one of the biggest influences in my life. To my brother Bob who through action has shown me that hard work and perfectionism can lead to achieving your goals in life. To Bethany Markle who is the 'Eli Cash' of the Bonesso family. What would I do without you, Minnie? Thank you for being my best friend for my entire life. To my late, great father James 'Beanie' Bonesso who never got the chance to see me do standup… I feel you come out through me when I’m on stage. Everything I have done has been in honor of you, Pops. To my late mother, Starr Bonesso, the love of my life. You were my muse, my dear girl. You were my World. You were my confidence. This album wouldn’t exist without you being my open mic for 8 years and you being in the crowd at every show while I worked this material.This is our album, Mom. You and me. And finally, I want to dedicate this album to my brother Peppy who passed away on Christmas Eve. You were the epitome of kindness, Pep. You made everyone feel like a million bucks when you were around them. You were too good for this World, my brother. I hope you know how much I love you and that I carry you with me every second of every day. This one is for you, Peppy!"
- Gab


released April 21, 2017

Recorded live at Arcade Comedy Theater, January 13-14, 2017
Produced by Jeff Betten
Engineered, mixed, & edited by Adam Levine for First Flight Records
Mastered by J. Vega at The Wilderness Recording Studio
Video edited by Cheyenne Winters



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